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Forget what Hollywood says; law school (and legal practice) isn't full of betrayal and mystery, romance and revenge. This isn't 'How to Get Away With Murder,' after all. It isn't even 'The Paper Chase.'
Except, of course, when it is. For, while the vast majority of us spent law school stressed-out, studying, and trying to land the best internship, others were busy with prostitution, murder, and (of course) litigation. Just in time for finals, here are FindLaw's nine favorite law school scandals from the recent past.
Let's start with the murder. Don't worry, no law students were the victims. Instead, two Boalt Hall students were caught murdering an exotic bird while on vacation in Las Vegas.
Apparently, it's a short path from law dean to accused john? The former dean of Southern Methodist University Dedman School of Law, who helmed the school from 1998 to 2013, was charged with a "prostitution charge" just two years after stepping down.
Who knew there was so much overlap between law school and prostitution? Just a few months before SMU's ex-dean was caught (allegedly) soliciting a prostitute, a University of Connecticut professor was arrested in part of a prostitution sting.
Finally, a scandal that's slightly safer for work. But just slightly. Just last week, George Mason Law announced that it was renaming itself the Antonin Scalia School of Law. The school's directors apparently hadn't thought through the new acronym.
Everyone deals with finals in his or her own way. And recently one University of Houston Law Center student set herself apart by faking an entire kidnapping -- including dumping herself, bound and gagged, in a law school bathroom -- in order to evade finals.
Apparently, a simple expression of condolences upon the death of a Supreme Court justice can quickly become a major scandal, at least if you're a GULC professor. When Justice Scalia passed, the school sent out a simple note -- "we will all miss him" -- leading to a cantankerous "no we won't!" reply-all debacle, followed by accusations of defamation, formal complaints, and threats of litigation.
Something's up with the deans of Boalt Hall. Once again, a dean of the law school has been accused of sexual harassment. Now, two out of Boalt's last three deans have resigned because of sexual harassment scandals.
When Anna Alaburda couldn't find a decent job after law school, she sued, arguing that the school misled students with fudged employment stats. She didn't win, but she got farther than any scorned law student before.
Of course, the biggest law school scandal isn't about prostitution or bird-beheading. It's the (seemingly endless) downward spiral in legal education. Who's to blame: the students, the schools, or the bar exam itself?