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Public sex is one thing, but sex in a police car? That may be going a bit too far.
But apparently not far enough for Howard Windham and Tina Arie of Porter, Tex. The pair was arrested Monday afternoon on drug charges after police were called to deal with an unresponsive friend.
The thrill must have gotten to them (or perhaps it was the handcuffs), as Arie proceeded to fellate Windham while driving to the local jail.
Before airing their kink, Howard Windham and Tina Arie demonstrated their stupidity. An associate had passed out in a Whataburger restaurant, causing an employee to call the police. Instead of skipping out, they stayed for a little chat.
Arie told police that she gave the unconscious man hydrocodone, according to the Montgomery Police Reporter. And Windham tried to drop a Soma tablet under the table, but was caught in the act.
He probably didn't consider tossing it before police showed up.
He probably also thought he was being stealth while receiving oral sex in the police car. But the officer noticed Aria had "disappeared," and reportedly pulled over to investigate.
No additional charges will be filed against the backseat lovers, but Windham could have been charged under Texas' indecent exposure law. He exposed "his genitals with the intent to arouse...and he [was] reckless about whether the [officer would] be offended or alarmed."
Even if the officer was offended, chances are such incidents are just part of the job. In fact, it's highly likely that sex in a police car is tame compared to what some officers have seen.