Some members of the legal profession may sometimes be short with their colleagues, possibly even trading insults. Others may voice their dissatisfaction with a particular judge, although they’d be careful not to do it within earshot. Still, it’s likely they’d all agree on one thing: it’s a really, really bad idea to tick off court clerks, and threatening them is not likely to end well either.
Luis Antidio Olivera was arrested in Mobile, Alabama, on March 31, 2026, after his ire over dismissals and delays in some of his civil lawsuits — of which there are so, so many — led him to face a criminal case instead. In addition to berating court clerks in both the 13th Judicial Circuit Court of Alabama and the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Alabama (SDAL), Olivera posted on his personal website that he would use “deadly force” against them and others for allegedly violating his civil rights. He also indicated that he would “lawfully, and in any case with deadly force” come after those who had wronged him. This included one of the judges in his cases, members of the “scum media,” and the “DOJ of Alabama.”
Olivera filed dozens of civil lawsuits starting in 2025 and continuing through March 2026, with his threats, repeated harassment, and increasing anger toward courthouse clerks causing them to fear for their lives. In one instance, he was escorted out by law enforcement. A show-cause hearing ended with Olivera detained for contempt of court and banned from delivering paperwork to the court clerks in person after he repeatedly interrupted and talked over the judge. He faces a federal court count of interstate threatening communications, which may interfere with his plans to assume his rightful place as the President of the United States.
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According to his website, Olivera is an “ENTREPRENEUR, USA MILITARY COMBAT VETERAN, SCIENTIST, EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGIST, SPACE ARCHEOLOGIST, AN AUTHOR AND WRITER, AN ACADEMIC PROFESSOR, AN ATHLETE, AND SEEKS USA POLITICAL PUBLIC OFFICE.” He’s also started a “bizness” named “CAGDBOSS,” which is pronounced “CAGE BOSS” (the “D” is silent). Olivera also asserts that we are in the year 0013C.N.W.T. (CAGDBOSS NEW WORLD TIME), which he added to his court filings. He claims he developed a new economic system to replace the one created by “A MORON NAMED ALEXANDER HAMILTON” that he planned to implement as part of winning the 2024 presidential election, only to be thwarted by both political parties, the U.S. House of Representatives, the U.S. Senate, Boomers, and Generation X.
Had Olivera not been denied his post by lawmakers and elected officials in the federal government, his time in power might have been tumultuous. A self-described “super genius intellect,” Olivera has chosen to “embrace his European-Native American cultures that are anti-semetic [sic]” and has promised to return all African Americans to Africa. His website also features drawings of electrical circuits and mathematical equations to support his claims of being the most “Intelligent Alive Homosapien [sic].”
Unfortunately for Olivera, his political ambitions were cut short by his actions in Mobile County. While Olivera was reportedly pleasant and easygoing the first time he filed lawsuits, court employees claimed he became increasingly threatening and erratic, believing the clerks were plotting against his lawsuits. In addition to screaming at them in person, he would also make several phone calls a day to deliver rants that, on the recommendation of one of the judges, were recorded by staffers. He also began making threats to use deadly force as part of lengthy screeds he posted on his website.
As his tirades continued to expand in both number and ferocity, the U.S. Marshals Service recommended that Olivera undergo a threat assessment by the Threat Mitigation Unit (TMU) of the Gulf Coast Technology Center. After Olivera stated on February 25, 2026, that he would begin using “deadly force,” a grand jury indictment was followed by an arrest warrant for him.
Got More Suits Than a Men’s Wearhouse
It might be easier to list the people Olivera didn’t file civil claims against than the ones he did. In civil complaints against just the federal government, Olivera targeted the following:
- Donald Trump/Elon Musk/Doge
- CDC (for $100 billion)
- TSA
- DHS
- “The USA Congress” (another $100 billion)(twice)
- DOD/”DOW” (yep, another $100 billion)
- DOT
- DOJ (three times!)
- FCC (to have all media licenses revoked for accessing his public website without his permission)
- FBI
He also filed suits against Mexico, Cuba, Amazon (for delivering something to him by error and for theft of his $40,000 sneakers), T-Mobile (for dinging his credit score for nonpayment and cyberstalking for allowing the media to visit his site), Straight Talk (for allegedly cheating him out of two days of service), dozens of other large companies, and Pokemon, for crashing his games on purpose in January 2026, causing him to lose ranking positions.
Olivera seemed particularly upset after his suit against “USA Congress” was dismissed by a federal magistrate judge for being frivolous on March 7, 2026 (or 0013C.N.W.T., for those keeping track). He promised to file a writ of certiorari with the U.S. Supreme Court. There are also a number of lawsuits at both the state and federal levels against judges and courthouse employees, who Olivera accuses of doctoring court records and deliberately scuttling his complaints.
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According to his public defender, Olivera suffered head trauma during his military service that may be affecting his mental health. She insists that healthcare, not a prison cell, offers the best solution to the situation.
Olivera faces five years in federal prison for each count. With that serious a penalty on the table, the optional treatment plans may indeed hold the most promise. Just don’t expect the 13th Judicial Circuit Clerk of Courts to be happy about signing off on it.
Related Resources
- State Judges Are in Danger for Their Lives. Is Congress Going To Do Something About It? (FindLaw’s Practice of Law)
- Threatening a Judge, Even in a Song, Is Still a Crime (FindLaw’s Courtside)
- What Is a Frivolous Lawsuit? (FindLaw’s Law and Daily Life)
