Police Pinch Pig, Pig Poops in Protest
What's the best way to protest the police? Civil defecation!
In Shelby Township, Michigan, Daisy was arrested and thrown into the backseat of a police car. She was so angry that she decided to get a little revenge. By pooping all over the back seat!
Did we mention that Daisy is a pig?
Just One Pig Exercising a Little Civil Disobedience
Late last week, while the other piggies stayed home, Daisy decided to go to town. There, she chased Debbie DeRiemaecker around her garden. Luckily, the chase didn't last long, as the menacing pig got distracted by a lawn ornament.
DeRiemaecker called the police, who came and put Daisy under arrest. While police attempted to find Daisy's owners, they put the porker in their police car. Daisy, not discouraged by her incarceration, mugged for the officers' camera and gave them a mischievous grin. The officers got a good laugh at that.
But, it was Daisy who had the last laugh. When officers finally got Daisy out of the car and back with her owner, they discovered her parting gift. Poop. Everywhere.
Other Fauna Felons
In honor of Daisy and her escapade, here is a roundup of other non-human jailbirds and their dastardly deeds:
- Groundhog is a Flag Thief: Caught on Camera at Veterans Cemetery -- A band of unpatriotic woodchuck groundhogs outraged local veterans after they chucked nearly 75 American flags from a Veterans cemetery.
- Wheelchair-Bound Cat Violated Leash Law: Fla. Authorities -- Kitty got a ticket for not buckling up. Rather, her owner got a ticket for not putting the wheelchair-bound cat on a leash.
- Biting Monkey Escapes Again: 'Convict' Stages Daring Cage Break -- When you sit in a cage all day, you're prone to go a little wild. An escaped zoo monkey rampaged through Japan, claiming 120 bite victims before being corralled in a city-wide monkey hunt. But, the authorities couldn't hold onto him for long.
As for Daisy, the pig was released on her own recognizance, and charges are unlikely to be filed.
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- Pig Poops In Back Of Cop Car, Is All Smiles (The Huffington Post)
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- Is It Illegal to Mail Poop? (FindLaw's Legally Weird)
- Fla. Man Alleges Police Poop Bust Violated His Civil Rights (FindLaw's Legally Weird)
